Dear Friday (Last One Before Maternity Leave)

Dear Friday,
I can't believe you are here!  Welcome!  I LOVE when you bring Pay Day along with you :D

Dear Starbucks Workers,
Why must you ALWAYS get my name wrong?  I mean really?  Jay, Jane, Jack, those are NOT Jade :l

Dear Co-Workers,
I'm definitely going to miss you guys while I'm gone, it's been fun, and now it's time for a "vacation" if that's what you can even call it.

Dear Jersey Shore,
I watched you last night...kinda but I was really annoyed with how many times I heard stupid Snooki say "Well I'm pregnant" hello if you're pregnant and you're REALLY that worried about it, PLEASE go home, so that I don't have to hear you complain about how you're pregnant!

Dear Doctors,
I don't even know who my appointment is with today, could it possibly be with my ACTUAL doctor?  Probably not...

Dear Panda Inn,
Ohhh I can NOT wait to eat you this weekend, is it bad that I really look forward to you all year?  Fatty?  Maybe a little bit, but really it's NOT my fault it's Carter he SWEARS he's starving!

Dear Traffic,
I WILL NOT miss you while I'm on maternity leave, NOT one bit.  Shouldn't be such a dick EVERY DAY!

Dear Baby Carter,
You may be starting to get ready to come out soon, BUT how about you wait a couple of days, I would like to have at least a couple of days this week to get everything ready for you to come into this world :)  Okay?  :D  Okay sounds good!  How about you can come on Wednesday?  I'd prefer Saturday so you can be born on the 13th but whateva, I'll let you pick the day.

Dear Pregnancy Belly,
I know that I complain a lot about how uncomfortable you are, and how heavy you are, and how I don't have anything to put over you, BUT I'm not going to lie, I might miss you a little tiny bit when baby Carter is on the outside :)

Dear Raise,
I'm glad you came today, heck a little extra money is ALWAYS good in my eyes :)

Dear Puppies,
HOORAY!!  Starting today we get to hang out every single day!  I love hanging out with you little BEASTS :D  You are so funny!

Dear Calendar,
Sometimes, I feel like you are tricking me, I really can't believe that you are already saying October, and that Baby Carter could really be here ANY minute :-O

Dear alarm clock,
REMEMBER when you didn't wake me up this morning!?!?  OR at the least you shouldn't have been so easy to turn off!!!  I woke up SUPER late for my last day of work...THANKS!

Dear Friends,
I NEVER EVER get tired of watching you before I go to bed, MOST days I'm pissed if I go to bed passed midnight, because that means I have to put you on, on Nick @ Night and then I wake up to iCarly!  :l  I'd MUCH rather wake up to KTLA news!  P.S. I am usually in a hurry in the morning AND I can NEVER find the remote, so whatever is on the TV when we wake up is what we watch (don't judge)

Dear US weekly,
I haven't read you in like 3 weeks, that needs to change ASAP

Dear Aunt Lali,
I hope you start feeling better soon!!!  AND no more hospital stays okay!

Dear Football,
Please let everyone win that I bet on!  K, thanks!

Dear Feet,
I can't wait until you're NOT swollen anymore, it's getting ridiculous how fat you get!  SOOO gross!!  I would like my feet to NOT look like tamales anymore...it's sooooo NOT cute :l

Dear Contractions,
I definitely felt you today and last night, and I'm not gonna lie, you are NOT one to mess with :l  BUT please be gentle on my fragile body when you hit for real!  :)

Dear Bloggy Friends,
HAPPY FRIDAY!!! :D

Dear Friday

I don't know why, BUT I'm kind of obsessed with celebrating the LAST day of the month, so HAPPY last friday of September!  Didn't September FLY by?!?!?!  OR is it just me that thought so??

Dear

September,

Sad to see you go so fast, BUT I'm kinda happy you did!

Dear

October,

I'm SUPER excited for you!!  Like I can't wait for you to be here, only a few more days and I can officially say that my baby will be here THIS month and I can't wait!! :D  EEK so exciting, going on Maternity Leave...and getting Baby Carter's room COMPLETELY ready for him to move in with us :) 

Dear

Starbucks,

SPECIFICALLY the NEW one by my job, I LOVE you...you made me SUPER excited when I found out that you opened up today :)

Dear

Gma,

I can't wait to see you today...I miss hanging out with you on random days like today

Dear 

Students,

I miss the elementary ones the MOST, with my new job I get to work with only adults and I miss the innocence of children :l

Dear

Husband,

YOU

ARE

AMAZING!

That's all! :)

Dear 

Family,

I Love you TO INFINITY and BEYOND!  I'm positive that what we found out or THINK might be going on is not going to be as bad as we think it might be...and if it is we will handle it, and we will all be SUPER strong, because that's who we are!  We are strong and we lean on each other and we fight...not just with each other but AGAINST all things against us!  And that's why we are as strong as we are...we love and care for each other because that's what we were taught and I can't wait for Baby Carter to join us!  We're going to be good!  I KNOW IT!

Dear

Bank Account,

I think I write to you EVERY SINGLE week during Friday Letters, so WHY can't you get that I need you to stop releasing your funds so easily!  Seriously, stop it!

Dear

King Size Bed,

Awwww I LOVE you, and I'm POSITIVE that I'm going to LOVE you MORE when I can sleep on you regular and not with a MILLION pillows surrounding me...but you are amazing and you make me sleep 100% better then I was before we got you :)

Dear

Sheets,

You were worth the $60 I don't care that anyone thinks I'm crazy for spending that much on sheets you are AMAZING!

Dear 

Doctor,

Please don't make me feel rushed to go through my appointment today, because last time I had an appointment she made me feel rushed, and it was ANNOYING!

Dear

Fall on TV,

Welcome back!  I'm glad to see you!  So far you are great!

Dear

All things on my to do list,

I hope that you all get completed before Baby Carter decides to join us!  Seriously I'm starting to get nervous that I might NOT finish in time!

Dear

Grey's Anatomy,

I don't know whyyyyyyy I EVER listen to anyone about you, I loved you!  Thought you were GREAT and full of surprises!  I don't know why everyone was complaining that you weren't good...

Dear

Reading,

I miss you...I really need to start doing a LOT more of you!  Seriously...I miss getting caught up in a good book!  NOW I just need to find a good book to really get into!

Dear

Real Housewives,

Can you believe that I haven't watched ANY of the New York season AND I also haven't watched hardly ANY of the New Jersey season, AND now I find out that Miami already started!?!  I'm so far behind!  BUT since I look at a computer ALL day at work, the last thing I want to do when I get home is watch TV :l  AND the husband and I get home at the same time...soooooo I can't really watch any of the shows that I used to enjoy alone, while I was making dinner.

Dear

Work,

Thank you so much for the AMAZING baby shower that you threw for Baby Carter on Tuesday!  You guys are AMAZING!!!  And now that we are only a week away from my last day, I am getting kinda sad thinking that I won't be coming here every day...I am going to miss it BUT I WILL NOT miss the traffic!!  NOT one BIT!!

Dear

Friends via Blogger,

I LOVE getting comments for you fine people :)  It really brightens my day!  Especially TWO weeks ago when I woke up on the WRONG side of the bed!  Thank you!  You guys are the BEST!  P.S. I just entered in a Fall Swap...I LOVE them they're so much fun because you have NO idea what you are going to get...kinda like when you were a kid and you bought those "grab bags" from the Hello Kitty store (I know it's called Sanrio Store BUT when I was little we ONLY called it the Hello Kitty store, they were SO much fun!  and you BETTER believe me and my cousins ALWAYS bought one!  Go ahead and enter HERE!

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P.S. HAPPY WEEKEND!

It's FRIDAY, FRIDAY got to get down on FRIDAY!

Really?  I know that EVERYONE in the world can't stand that song, BUT really?  It's the FUNNIEST song EVER!  Especially if you watch the video!...okay enough of the song...It's FRIDAY so it means it's time for 

Friday Letters YAY!!

Dear 

Online Stores,

You have become an OBSESSION and I can't stop frequenting you, ESPECIALLY when you give me COUPONS & FREE SHIPPING I can't take it, I feel like I'm going broke while at work because I'm online shopping!  BUT I do love when I get those packages in the mail, it's always the best to see what you actually bought since you don't get to see it in your hands when you buy it!

Dear 

DIY projects that I currently have going on,

Umm, I MIGHT have a little too much to do in the next two weeks, DEFINITELY in the next 4-10 weeks! So much to do for the baby!

Dear 

Puppies, 

How are you guys possibly so cute?  I have no idea, but you are so cute that I get sad thinking that you're home all day by yourselves!  Can't wait for maternity leave we are gonna hang out ALL day!

Dear 

Bills,

When will you stop?  I hate you!

Dear 

Co Workers,

You are all so nice, always asking me about the baby, and how I'm feeling.  THANK YOU!  You're the BEST!

Dear 

Heartburn,

WHY must you always come while I'm at work and have NO medicine to treat you?  

(NOTE TO SELF:  Why do you ALWAYS forget to pack said medicine?)

Dear 

Labor Day Weekend,

Are you really already next weekend?!  OMG I can't believe it!!!  You're kinda like the end of summer, which means Baby Carter will be here VERY soon!!

Dear 

Baby Carter,

What is UP with you hurting me??  I know that you MUST be getting cramped in there, BUT could you pleaseeeeeeeee get out of my ribs, it doesn't feel good when I can't lay any way because my ribs hurt :(

Dear 

Pregnancy,

Thank you for not being AS bad as I thought you would be, please be good to me for the next 8 weeks.  THANK YOU!

Dear 

Traffic,

Really??  What is your problem??  President Obama wasn't even in town this week...what is going on seriously??  You are sometimes a LITTLE too ridiculous when it takes me an HOUR and FORTY FIVE minutes to get home!!!  NOT cool, please try again today and this time I would like more of a FORTY FIVE minute commute forget the HOUR!

Dear 

Pool,

I always want to go swimming in you, BUT yet have NO time to do so.  Maybe tomorrow?  AFTER all my errands of course!  :D

Dear 

Potential Opportunity Coming My Way,

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE work out the way that I would LIKE you to, it would be nice if everything panned out the way that it should :)

Dear 

Husband,

I LOVE YOU!  You truly are the BEST husband in the ENTIRE world, even if EVERY SINGLE time I tell you that you think I am joking, I'm NOT really, I actually mean it!  Thank you for loving me, our dogs and our baby!  Yesterday, when you said "I don't know what I would do without you, OR Carter and he's not even here yet" brought tears to my eyes (true, it might be the pregnancy hormones, but I don't think so).  I'm so happy to see that you are as happy as I am that Carter will soon be here! 

Dear 

Prenatal Pills,

Is it just me or do you seem to be getting harder & harder to swallow??  It just seems like you do NOT want to go down.

Dear 

August,

Hurry up and get over with please, I got LOTS to do in September and then it's FINALLY going to be October!

Dear 

October,

I can't wait for you to get here!!  NOT only will baby Carter be here in your month BUT you are ALSO the beginning of the holidays, I mean really, it's Halloween, then Thanksgiving the Christmas & New Years!  Can't wait for all those and a new baby!  HURRY!

Dear 

Cold Weather,

Where are you??  I need you in my life, I'm over the humid heat...we live in SOUTHERN CA I have no idea what is going on, but when it's muggy and gross outside @ 10 pm I feel like I'm on the East Coast, and this weather is the EXACT reason WHY I refuse to move over there.

Dear 

1st Baby Shower,

You are only TWO weeks away!  I can't wait for you to come!  I swear it's like Christmas!

Dear 

Readers,

THANKS for reading!!!  I LOVE reading your comments, so much fun!  AND I hope you ALL have a FABULOUS weekend!!  WOO HOO it's Friday!  Let's hope the weekend goes as slow as Mondays! :D

Friday Letters

Dear Friday,

Ohhh I'm so glad to see you :D  I missed you while you were gone!

Dear Hair Tinsel,

I LOVE LOVE LOVE you, I am sad that I have slowly had to start to remove you because let's be honest you grew out a little too fast.  BUT I do love you, and I'm getting more, just a different color now!

Dear July,

WOW you took FOREVER to get here, and NOW you are just ZOOMING by!!!!  I can't believe we only have ONE more week of you left!

Dear Water,

Thanks to my new AWESOME water bottle you feel like you're getting easier to drink :)

Dear Sons of Anarchy,

OMG!!!  I am only on episode 7 and you are A-M-A-Z-I-N-G!!!!  I can't believe I never watched you before!!  I LOVE YOU!!!  P.S. Peggy Bundy is a total Bad Ass!!

Dear Benihanas,

Thanks for sending me a "gift certificate" for my bday, we are going there on my bday and I'm excited!

Dear New Neighbors,

I BETTER not hear you complain about my dogs, when you run UP and down the stairs!!  HELLO dogs bark when they hear loud noises!  PLUS your kids are standing outside our house playing with our empty water bottles, UMMM hello what do you expect??  P.S. if you want you can move out at the end of the month, so our old neighbors can live by us again!

Dear Santiago,

I'm sad that it doesn't seem like you like the new apartment as much as you liked the old one, is it cause you miss your girlfriend?

Dear Carter,

OH man I can't wait to see you tomorrow :D  I couldn't be MORE excited!

Dear Penelope,

How are you so cute??  I don't know but you are, AND it's so hard to train you because of your cuteness!

Dear Husband,

I like that you think I don't talk about you on this bloggy, and yet everyone thinks (knows) I'm obsessed with you because all I do is talk about how amazing you are!  P.S. I love our life, and I don't think I could say it enough times.  P.S.S. I can NOT stop laughing at this picture, OMG it's so funny!

Dear Baja Taco,

OMG you were AMAZING on Wednesday, I think that you and the Laines family are going to become fast friends, you are DELICIOUS and baby Carter can't make me stop thinking about you!

Dear Target,

You have some of the cutest and cheapest maternity clothes that I have found, can't wait to wear the new maternity dress that I bought, it's just so cute!

Dear Vacation,

YAY!!  You are here in ONE week from today!  I am so excited!!  Can't wait for these 7 days to go by!  YAY!!!

Dear Followers,

Have an AMAZING weekend!!!  I hope that you all have a great weekend!

Friday Letters

Dear Friday the 13th,

Welcome!!  I don't know why everyone is so afraid of you, or hates you so much I think you're the BEST and although I really don't have anything too big going on tonight I have a feeling it's gonna be a good day! :)

Dear Costco Chocolate Muffins,

I am OFFICIALLY obsessed with you!!  Thank you so MUCH for being so delicious!!  I have enjoyed you almost every day this week, and you are still as delicious on Friday as you were on Monday! 

Dear H2O,

 Please stop being so hard to drink, I really need to drink more of you, but for some reason the last couple of weeks it has been more difficult to drink you.

Dear Carter,

I love that you have been moving so much lately!  NOW I can't wait until I go back to the doctor to hear your heartbeat, only a HUNDRED more days until you're supposed to arrive!!  I can't tell you how excited we are!!

Dear Lauren Conrad,

I am re-watching ALL of the hills episodes and they all make me like you EVEN more then I already did, it's NO wonder I LOVE all your clothes from Kohls!  You're just so cute!

Dear Spencer Pratt,

You are by far the MOST HATED person I have ever watched on reality TV, I do NOT like you, and I do not think you are a good person, AND I'm pretty positive that you are like that in real life!  You're lame and I'm so glad that you are NO longer on ANY TV show!!

Dear Husband,

You're the BEST!!  I love you!  You are the greatest husband that anyone could ask for, and for that I LOVE YOU more then I could ever explain!  Thank you for being you, and loving me, baby Carter & all our beasts unconditionally!!

Dear Homemade Iced Coffee,

You're the BEST, that's all! 

Dear Penelope,

You are the BEST, and really?  How could you possibly be so freakin cute!?!  I don't know but somehow you are! P.S. you still need a middle name, we're working on it don't you worry.

Dear Marlee Muffin,

I'm glad that you are FINALLY playing with Penelope and making her feel not so lonely now that all of the other puppies are gone. I love watching you play with her, it's really so cute!

Dear Bills, 

Please pay yourselves, and while you're at it then please pay yourselves off so I don't have ANY bills anymore!  K!  Thanks!

Dear My Growing List of Followers,

Have an AMAZING Friday the 13th!!  AND while you're at it, have a GREAT weekend!!!

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Friday Letters

Dear Grey's Anatomy,

I am so close to finishing season 8, and you are so good!  I already can't wait until next season!!!  OMG!  So much is happening right now, and I have no idea how you are still going to continue??!  It almost doesn't seem possible, but I have a couple more episodes of you this season so we shall see.

Dear Puppies,

I am happy that you guys are slowly leaving, with just Charlie gone the house is cleaner...BUT we will MISS you, LOTS & LOTS promise.  P.S. we'll also be keeping up with you via Instagram & FB because everyone that is taking you is really close to us.

Dear New Apartment,

Tomorrow is the day!!  YAY!!  I can't wait!!!  We go pick up the keys today, and I can't wait to see what you actually look like from the inside!  P.S. Thanks for being in the shade by the grass, because we LOVE your location WAYYY better then the one that we looked at in the first place.

Dear Memory,

REALLY!?!?  Where are you!?!?!  I need you back ASAP pleaseeeeeeee...please please please stop going missing, I really could have used you this morning when I was supposed to bring the Honda to work & I accidentally brought the Xterra, that was supposed to go to the shop to get some work done!!  Why did I remember this when the Husband text me RIGHT when I pulled into work!?!  Oh & this month when I forgot the Husband's truck tags were due, and I could have cost us OVER a hundred dollars!!! (thank god that we have the hookups and they were able to get passed us paying those pesky fees) -.- Come back soon memory please, I need you!!!

Dear Pho,

Man, Oh Man, have I missed you!!  Thank you for being AMAZING yesterday, you were just as delicious as I remember! :D

Dear Family & Friends,

Again, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU for saying you are coming to help us move tomorrow, we could really use ALL the help we could get especially considering I can't carry much.  You guys are the BEST, promise you can come swimming whenever you want.  OH and I'll have donuts & coffee in the morning!  AND beer & pizza for lunch!

Dear Coffee, 

I have found you again, and I LOVE LOVE LOVE you again, probably too much!

Dear July,

Thanks for finally showing up!  I'm so glad you're here, feel free to stay as lonnnnng as you want!

Dear Baby Shower,

I haven't forgotten about you, still can't wait for you!!

Dear Baby Carter,

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!! :D  AND I'm starting to think that you don't want your Dad to see you move, because EVERY single time you move around and I try to show your Dad, then you STOP, maybe you're waiting until you are a little bit stronger so he can REALLY feel you move?  I hope so.  I'll tell him to start talking to you more so you can move for him :)  P.S. I THINK we might have found your middle name, and I'm excited :D

Dear Husband,

You need to start talking to Carter more, I think he's mad at you for not talking to him that's why he never wants to move for you!  AND I can't wait to spend a day at CA adventure with you next weekend :D  YAY!!  OH and I'm super excited for all the fun that is coming our way in the next couple of months, OH & Carter will be here in a little over THREE months!!  Can you believe it!?!!?  I can't!!!  I'm so excited, and I'm sure you are too!!  AND tomorrow we will be sleeping in our brand new apartment :)  YAY!!  I love you more then you'll ever know and everyday I'm grateful that you chose me to spend your life with!

Dear iMac,

I am still pining over you EVERY single day!!  I want you so bad, I'm trying to save money to get you, BUT it's so hard with all the stuff we have to get for Baby Carter :/  Don't worry soooon you shall be mine!

Dear Doctor,

I'm actually kinda excited to go see you in a couple of weeks, because I have so many questions for you!  AND I want to hear little Carter's heartbeat again, it's always so much fun!

Dear DirecTV,

I'm sorry but I kinda hope that you don't work tomorrow, I would much rather get Fios because they are offering a much better deal then you.  Sorry, I LOVED you for the year and a 1/2 that we had you.  BUT it's time to move on.

Dear Blog,

I need to work on your name still, I know I do, but I still haven't found anything that I like.  I need to work harder at that!  Soon, promise!

Dear Followers,

(I don't really like that word, but that's what Blogger calls you)

Thank you for continuing to read, and leaving me WONDERFUL comments I LOVE getting the emails from you guys.  I hope that you have a GREAT weekend!!!  YAY!!!  It's summer!!


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Friday Letters

Dear New Apartment,

Only one more week until we get to move into you!!  YAY!!  I can't wait!

Dear Laundromat,

Oh man, I can not explain to you how much I will NOT miss you, NOPE not ONE itty tiny bit!  

Dear Washer & Dryer,

Thank you for being inside our new apartment, quarters are NOT my friend!

Dear Puppies,

Why are you soooooo cute??  I mean seriously, so adorable!  BUT why are you sooooo stinky??  P.S. I'm really going to miss you when you leave :(

Dear Penelope,

I really am loving your name it's so long for a little tiny puppy, but you are sooooo cute, and I just realized that I do NOT have ONE single picture of you, that WILL change this weekend!  But you were cute when you were little too.

Dear Baby Carter,

Oh man, I can feel you are getting bigger in there, only a short 16 weeks until you are here, and I can't wait!!! :D  P.S. I didn't feel you really move around in there on either Monday or Tuesday and I was getting sad, UNTIL yesterday you were moving around a lot in there, AND today you've been moving ALL morning LONG, sorry to say but I think you really really liked that cup of noodle I gave you this morning, sorry buddy you can't have those all the time, but I'm glad you loved it!

Getting HUGE!

Dear Pay Day, 

Oh, so nice to see you this week!! :)  I do enjoy when you make an appearance BUT why oh why can't you be for more?  Maybe we'll work on that in the next two weeks?

Dear Grey's Anatomy,

OMG!!  HOW did I miss the last two seasons of you!?!  I can't believe it, I have been catching up on you on Netflix, and I KNOW I'm gonna be super upset when the current season is over because the next season is only on DVD....lameeeee

Dear Starbucks,

I wish you were closer to my job, how about you trade places with McDonalds so I can have a green tea EVERY SINGLE DAY??   Cool?  Thanks!

Dear Hair,

Oh goodness, you REALLY REALLY need a haircut!  LIKE NOW!!!  But, thanks to Pinterest, I have been able to keep you out of my face the last couple of weekends, and not just look like a total boring mess.

Dear Marlee Muffin,

Sometimes, you really really really drive me crazy, especially when you think it's acceptable to WAKE me up at 6 AM to put you on the bed, I KNOW that I created a MONSTER, by letting you get on the bed for a solid week, and didn't even care that you were waking me up, BUT really?  You are old enough to be trained to listen, you need to act your age little muffin!  Training starts now, because you can not be acting crazy once Carter gets here!  Okay, promise if you listen we'll give you the BEST treats!  I'll even talk the husband into buying you some pig ears, and sticks, cause I KNOW you love them!!

Dear ALL TWELVE of my Followers,

I hope you have a WONDERFUL weekend, and just think we get a WHOLE weekend off, AND then we go back for two days and get a break, AND then go back for only TWO days!  YAY!!  Happy weekend before a holiday!!  Have a GREAT hot weekend!  Enjoy the sun, and if you are near water, make sure you jump in it!

Friday Letters

Dear New iPhone App (Photo Editor-the free one),
I am kinda obsessed with you!  JUST a little, tiny bit.  I mean puppies in funny get ups, how can anyone NOT be obsessed??  I think it's HILARIOUS!! :D

Dear OPI nail polish, 

I am currently OBSESSED with you!  I do not know what color you are, but you are so cute!  So sparkely and I need these nails like NOW, thanks!

Dear Fox,

Why oh why are you so cute?!?!  I get so mad when people see Marlee & say "aww that dogs cute" and then see you and say "Awww but he's soooooo much cuter" mean people don't know that dogs have feelings too!  BUT idk you are pretty freakin cute!!

Dear Husband, 

You seem to be driving me MORE and MORE crazy every single day!  BUT I love you so much! YOU are AMAZING!  (as if you already didn't know that) I can't wait for you to actually FEEL Carter move, since something is seriously wrong with your hand and you can't feel him yet.  WEIRDO!

P.S. This reminds me of us :)  Don't worry, you will be with me when I'm SUPER wrinkly, from  not using sunblock and you're going to love it!

Dear Hair,

SERIOUSLY!!  What the heck is going on!?!  You are being ridiculous LATELY!!  WHY must you be so dry??!?  >.<  there is NO way that it could be because you haven't gotten cut since December!!  TO DO:  Get hair cut!

Dear Carter,

You are AMAZING, I can't believe all the things I can feel you doing now, you really make my life complete and you're not even here yet!  Yesterday when you had the hiccups I could not stop laughing it was hilarious!!  I had to ask Auntie Steph if what I was feeling was what I thought it was, and yep it was, so funny that you could even get hiccups when you're so tiny!  Can't wait for you to start moving more AND for you to finally get here! :)

Dear Bank Account,

Seriously?!  Again this week you want to be empty?!?  Get your shit together and stop being so loose with your money!

Dear Doctor,

It's weird that you make me wear a hospital bracelet to see the doctor, but I guess preggers people are known to faint, so I'm assuming that's why?  ALSO thank your nurse for telling me that I would NOT have to do the glucose test the same way that everyone says I have to and getting my hopes up, ONLY for you to tell me this week, that I DO in fact have to the REAL test that everyone talks about and HATES NOOOOOOOOO :-O

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Dear 4th of July,

I totally forgot that we get you off at work YAY!!  Too bad you're in the MIDDLE of the week!!  AND too bad we're not going to be moved into our new apt by time you get here.  BUT don't you fret I have been wanting to make a funfetti cake for weeks now and I'm thinking that on this day shall be the PERFECT time to make one!  JUST like this one!  LOVE!!!

So festive right!?!

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Dear Baby Shower,

I can't wait for you to get here!  You're gonna be so much fun! 


Dear Blog,
Look at Me!!  Adding pictures to you today :D  You're welcome :)

Dear Weekend,

SO glad you finally made it!  YAY to not having TOO much to do this weekend!  WOO HOO those are the BEST weekends!

Dear Bloggy Friends,

Have a FANTASTIC weekend!!!  YAY!!  We made it through the FIVE long days of being at work, and now are rewarded with TWO days off!!  Enjoy it!  Oh and HAPPY FIRST WEEKEND OF SUMMER!!!  It's officially here!

Friday Letters

Dear

 Donut Shop Lady,

I asked for a JALAPENO cheese croissant, why did I just find Turkey in mine?  It's really a good thing that your donut holes are amazing!!!  I forgive you :)  (yes, I did eat donut holes & a croissant, don't worry I'm eating salad for dinner)

Dear

iPhone,

How has it been FOUR years since I got you, and I am possibly MORE obsessed with you now then I ever was before??

Dear

Little Chipmunks,

Why are you sooooooo cute?!?!  I want to cuddle you all day, but you are all little SISSY LALA's everyone except the BEAST of course!  But I do LOVE you!  AND I'll be sad the day you have to leave :(

Dear

NEW apartment,

Please tell your current tenants to get out, so that we can move in at the end of the month...I really don't want to pay pro-rated rent at our current apartment, they'll probably try to make me write ANOTHER letter!

Dear

Instagram,

I LOVE YOU!  And please DON'T turn into FB!!  Hear that Mr. Zuckerberg!  Don't TRY to make IG, FB, we go to IG to get away from the drama people post!

Dear

Dad,

You are so funny sometimes, I love that you and Mom are FINALLY learning how to text, now to talk you into getting an iPhone!!!

Dear

Blogger,

WHY WON'T YOU LET ME POST ANY PICTURES?!?!!?  YOU ARE BEING SOOOOOOO ANNOYING!!!  HURRY UP AND STOP ACTING DUMB!!!!!

Dear

Bank Account,

Why do you always have less money in you then I would like??

Dear

Water,

Can't you just drink yourself??

Dear

Erica,

Again, THANK YOU SO MUCH for my package, it is AMAZING and I can't wait to share it on this here blog :D

Dear

Husband,

You actually KIND of shocked me yesterday when I was telling about all about the swap that I recently took place in, and you weren't making fun of me, actually it seemed like you MIGHT have thought it was kinda cool....P.S. I LOVE YOU!!!!

Dear

Comadre

(hahahahahaha),

I LOVE YOU!!  Don't be a sad panda, because I'll have to punch you through FaceTime (and don't think I won't) we have so many fun things coming up in the next couple of months, theres NO time to be sad!!  P.S. Tell the Fat Boy he BETTER be studying to he can go to Kindergarten already!!  YAYY for Kindergarten!!!! 

P.S. thats FREE babysitting

P.S.S. I think I have linked my blog to yours for a couple of days now, and it looks pretty boring over there, fix that ASAP!)

Dear

Fox,

Don't worry, you only have ONE more week with your cone on!!  That's only SEVEN days, you can do it!!

Dear

Carter,

I hope you start kicking me a little bit harder so your Dad can feel you!  I can feel you all day but he hasn't gotten a chance yet, do you need more soda?  or a banana split?  what about a michelada? :)  LOVE you so much!

Dear

July,

Please HURRY!

Dear

Doctor,

PLEASE don't make me sit there for OVER an hour next week, JUST to ask me if I have any questions :(  (Is there an express lane for Dr visits?)

Dear

Blog,

I really want to change your name, in doing link parties, I have noticed a lot of people with the same name as you....I MUST get creative and come up with something far more interesting and FUN!!  Hopefully something comes up soon!

Dear

Blog Readers,

ALL SEVEN OF YOU!!!  Have a FANTASTIC weekend!!!!  YAY for two days off in a row!! :D

Friday Letters

I have seen a couple of different blogs do this, and I LOVE it!  Not too sure who started it, and where to link up to so, sorry I didn't link up with whoever started it! :D

Dear Apartment Q,

When we first moved in we were in LOVE with you, you cost the right amount of money, you were so cute, you had NO neighbors & you allowed the Beasts to live in you, BUT now you are entriely too cramped!  I don't know how some of the other tenants that live in your relatives live in there with more then two people!  We will soon be parting ways, and although I am sad to see our first apartment go, I am not so sad to get some more space!

Dear ANNOYING neighbors that complain for EVERYTHING, 

STOP complaining!!  You make Apartment living WORSE then it already is!!!  You should really go live with some relatives or rent a nice back house or something, because clearly you don't know the sacrifices that you have to make to live in an apartment.  AND really?!?   MUST you go CRY to the manager anytime something so tiny happens that you are not happy about?!?!  Making us all get letters telling us the RULES of the way things work in the Apartment?!?!  MAYBE someone just had a rough day and totally forgot about their clothes that day, JERKS!  AND really, complaing about dogs, footsteps, walking, parking, car noises, babies, the house neighbors does NOT make living here that much better so PLEASE stop complaining you're making everyone uncomfortable!!

Dear WONDERFUL neighbors (Apartment P),

We will misssssssss living next to you guys :(  Who are we going to borrow milk from now?  or quarters?!!?  HAHAHAHA AND who are we going to complain to about above said ANNOYING neighbors (here's hoping we have LESS annoying neighbors at the next place).

Dear new apartment (that we haven't even found yet),

Please be a good place to bring baby carter home to, and please be next to someone that is as nice as our amazing neighbors now!!  PLEASEEEEE

Dear July,

Please come quick!  I want June to be over with so we can be moved out and settled already!  AND it's my bday month, AND vacation month!!  So please come SOON!!!

Dear Starbucks,

I miss you! :(  Be back soon!

Dear Kohls Credit Card,

I have finally paid you off!  Can you believe it??  Me either!  BUT now I keep thinking about how I want to go to Kohls and use you ASAP!  It's a good thing I don't get my own coupons in the mail or else I might have already been (blessing in disguise?  I think so)

Dear Family,

Can't wait to go on vacation next month!!

Dear Husband,

Thank you for everything, I don't know if I can ever say enough times how much I love you, and how thankful I am to have you in my life!  You're amazing :D

Dear Coffee, 

Things just aren't the same as before, and I'm trying, you just always make my stomach hurt now.  You must have done something to make baby Carter hate you, I'm sure of it!

Dear Blogger, 

You're being so dumb that I couldn't even publish the post that I wrote yesterday!!  You make me so mad sometimes!  AND you better let me post this OR ELSE!

Dear Grandma,

I miss you, and I miss our days spent together! 

Dear Fox McCloud,

Please don't be too mad at us for sending you to the vet today :(  You need your teeth fixed, and you and the Muffin do not need anymore puppies (sorry) BUT I love you and I'll pick you up soon!  AND I really hope they don't make you wear a cone, because then I can't help but laugh at you and I don't want to laugh at my poor baby :/

Happy Weekend everyone!!