Things I LOVE!!!!!

This is going a SUPER DUPER random list!! But these are things that make me give a little chuckle AND/OR smile when I see, read OR hear them!!!

When girls are taller then their boyfriends!!! NEVER SEEMS TO AMAZE ME it ALWAYS makes me giggle maybe it's because I'm short and could NEVER date someone shorter then me I just think it's funny.



I always laugh when people fall!!<\b> Actually, I even laugh when I trip!!!! It's really too funny not too!

I always smile when I see this picture!!!

Come on, it's funny! Not to mention he's so adorable! (my husband not the president) but I love that they are posing like they are HOMIES for life! :D

This picture ALWAYS makes me laugh!!!! No matter how many times I see it!!


AND this picture of Marlee!!!<\b> She looks like a crocodile AND sooo ugly/cute! :)


I ALWAYS laugh when someone farts EVEN if it's in the bathroom!! I can't help it, it's too funny!!! So for that TWO bathroom related pictures!!

1st one!! I love when people are creative with making sure no one can see into their stall (see the toilet paper blocking the edge) and surprisingly it worked! I couldn't see threw one bit!! But it still made me laugh that someone thought of this when I would just use a different stall!



2nd Pic. 1st the fact that someone would actually even set their coffee on top of the trash can for tampons!! GROSS!!! (at least put it on top of the toilet roll dispenser) BUT I DO like that they realized how gross it was and just ditched it to fend for itself! :D



I don't know what makes me laugh more...the fact that people buy these little cups and actually use them...OR the fact that I think they are so funny that I HAD to take a picture with it!!! AND drink out of it!!! :))<\b>



Two men riding ANYTHING together always cracks me up!! <\b> how can you not chuckle at this site??



random things hanging off people<\b>
-kick me sign
-toilet paper stuck to shoe
-balloons :)



AND FINALLY!!! (at least for today)

When people drink too much!!!!<\b> I love watching drunk people!! It really is my favorite pass time!! I think it's hilarious!!! AND I know I am aware that I may as well NORMALLY be one of these girls that people love to watch but I still think it's funny! And since it is me sometimes then I have full right to laugh at OTHER drunk people! Still so funny to see a girl falling down the street with one shoe on hair a mess and yelling and/or crying about how much she still loves her ex-bf.



That's it!! At least for now! (until I can remember some other funny stuff) :)

My Recent Obsessions!!!

Soooooo I've been reading lots and lots of blogs recently AND in these blogs they have something they do all the time...funny pics, funny stories, funny videos, etc. So since blogs are my current obsession I wanna do a post about my RECENT obsession, becauae I will randomly be obsessed with something for ummm 2 weeks time and then be over it...so here are THIS weeks obsessions!!! :)

NUMERO UNO MRO-BLOGS!!!!


NUMERO DOS MRO-LEOPARD PRINT NAILS

awwww I want my nails painted leopard sooooooooo bad!!! BUT
1. I can't do them by myself!
2. My cousin wants to charge me $5 a hand to paint them for me :(
3. My OTHER cousin LIVES in AZ!!!
4. The little Asian nail ladies want to charge me 2 arms & 1 leg to pay them to paint them for me >.< AND
5. I cant do them myself :(((

NUMERO TRES!!! MRO-My LOVES Hello Kitty ATM card!

I LOVE LOVE LOVE this ATM card especially because it is HELLO KITTY & it is REALLY his card! I love having a joint account just for this reason! He was soooooo excited to get a new ATM card today hahahahahaha little did he know it was going to he HK! And sorry for the paper down the middle BUT you NEVER know who wants to steal your cc info!

NUMERO CUATRO!!! (sp?) MRO-MY IPAD!!!!

Since I've become OBSESSED with blogs I have been using my iPad more then EVER! Only awkward moment....when I say I LOVE my iPad & people say really? Why? Ummmm idk because it's the SHIT!!?!? Maybe that's why?!? Orrrr because I just love all things apple idk why but I know I do & that's allllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll that matters! :)

Final One NUMERO CINCO which is FOUR things REALLY in total and it is the residents of Apt Q! :)
My Muffin & Foxy!!!

My Little Beast!! :D

And finally the LOVE of my life!!! The man of my dreams!! My one & only!! :D


Okay, Okay...I know i shouldn't call them my recent obsession, because I've been OBSESSED with them for a while!! BUT these 4 are the BEST things in my life! They make the times & situations bearable! AND for that they are always my obsession :)

Life!

Soooooo does anyone know where summer went?!? It seems like it was JUST the 4th of July literally a week ago & now in ONE week it will already be LABOR DAY. We have lots coming up!!

This weekend we're going to the annual rams picnic followed by a bday party! AND then next weekend we are going to VEGAS!!! Just for two days but we're still going! AND then it's the Fat Boy, Delylah, and Nannies bdays on the 8th, 9th, and 10th of Septmeber! (talk about timing!) :) so we have two bday parties to attend!!! TWO separate weekends! ONE cupcake, ONE carnival! AND probably (Shakey's?) for Nannies Bday!? After that me and my love have decided NO more spending money! Since we are going on our cruise on 11-13! (OUR ANNIVERSARY)!!!!!! I am so excited! I KNOW we are gonna have the BEST time!!!! We always do! :) and I can't wait!!! We finally finished paying for it and EVEN have a little bit of money put away for it! :) OH and when I called to pay for it, they confirmed that we also got on-board credit from the cancelled cruise last year! Chicka-Chicka-Yay!!! :)

Besides that I've applied to probably 30 different jobs and it is starting to get ridiculously annoying!! Like seriously?? Can't SOMEONE hire me pleaseeeeeeee?? I need some income in order to buy a house and I want a house! :) NOT to mention I could REALLY use some health insurance! :(

For now though, although I get down sometimes I am VERY grateful for my husband and the life that we live together!!! I literally can NOT imagine my life without him!!! He is the MOST incredible person that I have EVER met & he knows how to make me laugh! (which is the best part) he truly is my best friend and I know that there are lots and lots of people that aren't fortunate enough to marry their BEST FRIEND and for that I am grateful! That and all the crazy beasts we have living in this house that go by the names Fox McCloud, Santiago Ignacio, and Miss Marlee Muffin!!

Bday Weekend!! :D

I can't even say how much fun my weekend was because it was ridiculous! :D We had the BEST time....on Friday we went to Benihana's to get the bday celebrations started, and we got our picture taken and had a bday sundae and all! :)

On Saturday, we went to visit Steph & Shawn AND new baby Bryson! We then came home and got ready for the club...which turned out to be so much fun after all! We danced and drank (probably a little too much) but had the BEST time! And the club was so nice! It looked like we were inside of a Pyramid! :D We ended up at the Pantry and of course it was SOOOO GOOD!! AND didn't get home until 4:30!! Whewww what a night!!

On Sunday, I woke up (as you can imagine) hungover! A little too many AMF's :D AND we were ready (after some water and mimosas) to do it all over again :) we went to Blanca's for the BBQ and it was so much fun! We had a HUGE turn out!! Here are some of the highlights!

*We had a Michelada cup cake!!
*We had a funfetti cake!
*I got thrown in the pool TWICE!!
*We had enough beer to get an entire army drunk!
*EVERY SINGLE person OVER the age 21 took a HAPPY BIRTHDAY shot! As a group! :)
*I won & lost at beer pong!
*I didn't get home until AFTER 1:30 and had to be at work @ 8 the next morning!

We had so much fun and it was all a BLAST!!! I wouldn't change it for anything! AND tonight is Jersey Shore night AND we're having a JERSEY SHORE Potluck!! Which means EVERYONE must bring a Jersey Shore themed drink and/or food! So until next time :D